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Maintainer Gets 30 AI-Generated PRs A Day Fixing Bugs That Don't Exist

Hung jury

“Since the AI agents showed up, I get thirty pull requests a day fixing bugs that don't exist. They all say 'This PR improves robustness.' I've started replying with an AI. They talk to each other now.”

GluttonyConfessed 3 weeks ago

One more dependency. One more meeting. One more AI subscription.

Speak now or forever hold your PR.

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