COBOL Mainframe Moving Billions A Day Refuses To Explain Itself
Absolved
“I'm a mainframe running COBOL from 1987. I move billions of dollars a day. The last person who understood me retired to Florida. They call sometimes. I don't pick up.”
PrideConfessed 3 weeks ago
Too senior to ask. Too proud to admit the AI wrote it, or that the launch flopped.