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Dark Mode Zealot Secretly Switches To Light Mode

Hung jury

“I've mocked light mode users for ten years. Last month my eyes started hurting, so I switched to light mode. Nobody knows. I dim my screen in meetings so they won't find out.”

PrideConfessed 3 weeks ago

Too senior to ask. Too proud to admit the AI wrote it, or that the launch flopped.

Speak now or forever hold your PR.

Go to the booth