Status Page Goes Down With The Site, Uptime Stays Perfect
Hung jury
“I built our status page. It says 99.99 percent uptime. It's hosted on the same servers as the product. When we go down, so does the page. Technically nobody has ever seen downtime.”
GreedConfessed 3 weeks ago
Padded story points, rounded-up MRR and 'AI-powered' everything.