Agile Coach Can Draw The Scrum Loop Blindfolded, Has Never Shipped
Damned
“I'm an agile coach. I've never shipped software. I've drawn the Scrum loop on a whiteboard four hundred times. I once did it with my eyes closed, during a meeting, to prove a point.”
PrideConfessed 3 weeks ago
Too senior to ask. Too proud to admit the AI wrote it, or that the launch flopped.